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connormpreg:

this was the part where i started to realize something was wrong with this video

jesus christ 


lesbians
bisexuals
gays
straight
boy older than girl
girl older than boy
love is love

lesbians

bisexuals

gays

straight

boy older than girl

girl older than boy

love is love

partridgeinadekutree:

gdragonsexyapple:

partridgeinadekutree:

fuckyeahdevany:

partridgeinadekutree:

not sure if i should eat this strawberry

are we all just ignoring the fact that he looks like tiger woods

uhm

That cat-chicken really wants the strawberry

DID YOU JUST CALL JOLTEON A CAT CHICKEN 

Reblogging to defend Jolteon’s honor <3 

partridgeinadekutree:

gdragonsexyapple:

partridgeinadekutree:

fuckyeahdevany:

partridgeinadekutree:

not sure if i should eat this strawberry

are we all just ignoring the fact that he looks like tiger woods

uhm

That cat-chicken really wants the strawberry

DID YOU JUST CALL JOLTEON A CAT CHICKEN 

Reblogging to defend Jolteon’s honor <3 

ismule:

when a cute boy touches you by accident

image

cobrakiin:

setheneran:

asszusa:

what am i on

naughty mother willow :P

How did my grandmother get on Tumblr?

cobrakiin:

setheneran:

asszusa:

what am i on

naughty mother willow :P

How did my grandmother get on Tumblr?

wildlyoung:

wildlyoung.tumblr.com

wildlyoung:

wildlyoung.tumblr.com

Nurse: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
Nurse: "So he's your...."
Me: "Friend."
Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
Me: "11."
Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."
Me: "Well....I guess...but..."
Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"
Me: "Uh. 0."
Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
Me: "With homosexuality."
Nurse:
Me:
Nurse:
Me: "I fuck girls."
<p> LAWL</p>